Oh, my God. I nailed it. I FINALLY figured out why the new sales manager is driving me so batshit crazy.
He just called his wife back, ostensibly having missed a call from her.
"you RANNNNNG," he said, a la Lurch from the Addams Family.
MOTHER FUCKER MY EX HUSBAND USED TO SAY THAT EVERY FUCKING TIME HE WOULD CALL ME BACK.
And we all know how that worked out.
Mystery, solved. Now I'm off to find a missing airplane. Obvs, I am on a roll.
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