This weekend, I was sitting at a pool with my mother, my brother, his wife and a friend. We got to talking, as we do, about people, you know, the gossip.
We got to talking about somebody in particular, who recently got married. Oddly enough, that same person has become 1,000 times nicer to everybody. We are shocked, pleased, and feel like talking about such things.
"I always said she just needed some D," said my brother.
"What?" Said my mother.
"D. She just needed some D," repeated my brother.
"D? I don't know what you are saying," said my mother. "I could understand 'S,' for sex, but "B? D? I don't understand."
"DICK, MOM," my brother said, pretty loudly. "I SAID SHE JUST NEEDED SOME DICK."
As the families sitting nearby looked over, I was reminded that I live in Louisiana, now, and they did exactly as they ought. They smiled or even chuckled a little bit.
Also, I'm glad that person got some D and is now pleasant to be around.
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