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So.   A few weeks ago, I was invited to join a band.  Not invited to audition.  To join a band. So I agreed.  I went to a practice, and, for...

It's unholy ohmygodforreal hot here, in Louisiana, in August.  The baby is back at school and people are legitimately wondering if they ...

The kid flushed a washcloth down the toilet. Know what that does to a toilet?  I didn't, either, but miraculously, it flushed al...

Sorry. So first things first. I quit that new job.  It was awful, y'all.  Humiliating.  Degrading. So on Monday, I went to work, handed ...

It's been a while, and I need to update what-all is going on. 1) I've started my new job.  I like it.  It's super fun, the com...

I turned in my notice at my job last Friday.  On Halloween.  Haha.  Boo.  Fuck you.  Just kidding.  Sort of. I got a new job, in New Orlea...

Three years ago yesterday, my ex-husband moved out of my house. In the past three years, I also did this: Run a half marathon Signed up and ...